Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kid Funnies

A couple quickie kid funnies from this weekend:
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Today I decided to exercise at home rather than at Curves. I changed into my yoga pants and tank top, and as I was changing Lulu said she wanted to "exter-size" with me. I said sure, and we proceeded.

As we were stretching on the floor in Child's Pose, Lulu and I were making faces at each other from under our arms. We were giggling like crazy!

As we rolled to our sides, Lulu asked me, "Mommy, why are you growing your hair so long?" I HAVE been growing my hair for the past few months, and was surprised she'd suddenly made an issue of it.

"Well, honey, I want a different hairstyle. And when it's long, I can pull it back into a ponytail."

She stared at me a moment with her brow furrowed, then seemed to grasp what I was saying.

"No, Mommy, not THAT hair!! I was talking about your armpits!"

Guess its been a while since I shaved. *blush*

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Plato was snuggling in bed with me this morning. He was in a speculative mood. We were suddenly talking about life after death.

"Mom? When we die we turn into angels, right?"

Right, honey. That's what I think.

"Well, if you die before me, you'll be an angel first. When I die will I be able to see you ever again?"

Of course, Plato!

"Well, how will I find you? Or how will you find me?"

Well, honey, when people love each other very much, their spirits can always find each other, no matter how far apart they may seem.

He mused on this for a long moment.

"Like how? Echolocation?"

Holy crap. This kid is unbelievable!

7 comments:

Debbielou said...

Brilliant!!! That's so funny ! x

writtenwyrdd said...

Armpits. Echolocation. So hilarious!

Whirlochre said...

Phew. Had Lulu not spotted you in time, maybe you might have got those tufts styled...

Monnik said...

Plato is so smart! And doesn't armpit hair make you itchy?

*squirm*

JaneyV said...

Gotta love those kids!

I've been wondering how you're doing. Have you given up Bloggsville? Or, like me, are you just finding it hard to fit into the schedule?

Missing you here!

Whirlochre said...

Missing your Mom In Scrubsiness...

writtenwyrdd said...

Hope all's well with you, you haven't posted in a couple months!