Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose; but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
Stop global whining.
The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks
Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed Em'!
Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
"It's Best to Avoid Standing Directly Between a Competitive Jerk and His Goals"
"There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots."
And For JeepMan...
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