Things I Never Thought I'd Have To Say:
"It's NOT okay to tell your mom she's 'sexy.'"
Plato, in his 7-year-old mind, thinks I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. Bless his heart.
And I appreciate that; I really do. I think it's super-sweet and I know he won't think that much longer.
At least I hope he won't.
But one day he gave me a bear hug and a big smooch, started rubbing his hands over the sleeves of my silky blouse, and proclaimed: "Mommy, you're ssseeexxxyyy!"
At which point he, albeit innocently enough, crossed that line from cute to creepy and I had to put my foot down.
Now. Try explaining to a 7-year-old what 'sexy' is, and why it does not apply to his mom, no matter how beautiful he might think she is.
Can you say, "AWKWARD?"
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